I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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