I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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