Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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