very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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