the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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