Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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