They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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