I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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