I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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