Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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