why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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