I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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