went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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