Don't make out with my wife yet
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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