we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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