Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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