Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
third nipple confirmed
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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