hell yes lets make some ravioli
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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