there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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