Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sex in a hospital.. check
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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