There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I need a beard to bite.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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