Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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