bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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