he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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