i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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