He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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