I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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