Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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