lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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