i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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