How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I could make wine with my vomit
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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