so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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