He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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