i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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