You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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