I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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