i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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