you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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