just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
wow bdsm is so cute
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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