Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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