I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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