craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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