Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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