Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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