How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
third nipple confirmed
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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