biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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