You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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