I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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