My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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