Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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