Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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