TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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