Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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